Reddit Thick, aka r/Thick! There is a silky, fine line between thick and fat gentlemen, we’re looking at the r/thick subreddit today and if there’s anywhere online that straddles that line this place is it.

Thick and Thin

That’s not what we’re talking about here, these are the kind of girls where your arms are going to be hurting after supporting those sensual pair of ass cheeks in the air for those glorious dozen minutes or so as you’re porking her. These girls have just the right amount of extra flesh to give your boner an incentive to come out from hiding that much faster. We’re here for them thick bitches today and the subreddit that is just all about that perfect extra pound of ass flesh that makes certain girls just that much sexier.

Have a hop on over to the r/thick girls subreddit, I’m here already and just fucking loving the view because there’s nothing but asses ahoy over here and they’re on the bigger end of things in case you were unfamiliar with the term thick. Not too big though because keep in mind we’re treading that thin line here between thick and straight up fucking fat. There’s probably a subreddit for that too but there’s no way I’m going there.

Thick Ass For You & You & You

That might all sound harsh you to guys but really it just makes it so this is the best place to come for this sort of thing. They’ve got a team of mods paying attention to every post that gets made in the subreddit which is basically quality assurance for thick lady posts. If you’re gonna post some requests for thick nudes or you’re posting a big old gallery full of different shit from another group then you’re gonna get the post banned and only quality thick asses will be left for us to enjoy, as it should be.

That Word, You’re Using It Wrong

That sucks honestly, because we all know how some girls like to feel good about themselves by posting pictures on a site where people are literally not allowed to be negative in the comment section, rather than you know, actually going to the gym, exercising and eating healthy. There’s a correct way to feel good about yourself and then there’s the lazy fatass way of doing it and unfortunately for everybody in this subreddit, we get more than a few girls in here who don’t want to feel good about themselves the correct way. Meaning our eyes are the ones getting punished when some fat lazy bitch’s post slips through the loophole/cracks and the mods of the subreddit just kind of have to let it go. Well, I’m not letting it go, it’s called “thick” and not “fat” for a reason goddammit and everyone posting in the group should have a good look at all the previous posts that are definitely causing boners before they post one of their own that will most likely do the damn opposite.

The Good Posts Are Great

Now, I know I’ve been just talking about the asses, and yeah that is what you’re thinking about when it comes to thick girls, and no shit that’s basically what they’re known for. Thick girls have great asses and are just automatically good and getting their twerk game on. But for the sake of making this clear and setting the record straight, thick isn’t just referring to asses here. If you want to fight over the urban dictionary definition for it then go ahead and sit in the corner over there and have at her, I’m not joining you. Point is that for this subreddit “thick” refers to the meat all over some fine bitch. Having a little extra flesh for some hard loving in all the right places is how “thick” is classified here and I’m not arguing that with the mods.

More Than Just An Ass

Try to remember the criteria, though, we’re not looking for any box-shaped ladies whose asses are only thick because of that second box of oreos they like to finish off after every evening meal. The ratio is thick ass, slim waist and the size of the tits are really just debatable, I’m not gonna tell some fine piece of ass that just because she’s a B cup she doesn’t qualify.

Conclusion

Yeah, there’s gonna be some shitting seagull or dumbass littering tourists that comes into view every now and then in the form of some ugly bitch posting here and getting away with it. But just pull your shades over your eyes and try not to start directly into that black sun. They’ve got hot ass porn stars, random hot bitches from around the world, amateurs, professionals and thick ass from most places you can think of here and what a time it is to believe alive to see it. I’m not saying to stay here long enough to see it all, just long enough to appreciate the view.