HXDoll calls itself the Soulful Sex Doll Shop, and I’m a little curious what they mean by that. These fake women have become so realistic in recent years that, sure, I can imagine Marvin Gaye singing about getting it on with one. Given the products on hand, it’s hard to imagine they’re touching on anything but the sexy side of soulful, because I don’t see a single thing that’d make me feel sad. Well, maybe the prices on some of the higher-end units…

In case you didn’t figure it out from the name or the intro paragraph, HXDoll.com is an online shopping mall of realistic, premium sex dolls. We’ve come a long fucking way since the inflatable women your grandpa used to chafe his dick inside of, and sex toys for dudes are just a tad bit more socially acceptable than they were in his day. The hundred thousand visitors HX Doll gets every month backs that up, but I still had to take a peek for myself and see what they had to offer.

Realistic Fake Chicks, Furries, Aliens and More

For real, the first thing I really noticed about the site was the very wide range of dolls: realistic, hentai and otherwise. The visual spread is notably more diverse than your average sex doll site, catering to seemingly every demographic of synthetic companion fans. A picture menu with a half a dozen categories offers choices like Anime Sex Dolls, Mini Sex Dolls, Male Sex Dolls and Sex Doll Torsos.

Some of the best-selling dolls right now are tiny, including a 65cm silicone version of Paimon and a similarly small Ganyu from Genshin Impact. They’ve got a surprising number of dolls modeled after famous characters. I’m not an intellectual property lawyer, but I really hope whoever owns the copyrights doesn’t have a shitfit. Fuckable variations of Jessica Rabbit, Tifa Lockhart, D.VA and more can be found in the catalog. I wish they had the recognizable babes in their own aisle, but you’ll spot them as you’re browsing around.

If the “real” chicks and big-eyed hentai broads don’t do it for you, no worries, as HX Doll has more options still. One of the newest arrivals as I type this up is a furry chick with what might be the prettiest cat face I’ve ever seen. I’ve never cranked it to furry hentai, but I’d pump one inside of her. There are also aliens with blue or green skin, and one freaky-ass demon model with weird protuberances sprouting from her naked, blue-spotted scalp.

HXDoll’s selection of BBW dolls includes some legitimately big, beautiful dolls, too. Speaking as something of a chubby chaser, I’ve often been disappointed by the slightly curvy models a lot of competitors stock in the BBW area. HXDoll.com has those, sure, but they’ve also got some nice, big mamas. You know what they say: the bigger the cushion, the sweet the pushin’!

As we’ll get to later, HX Doll doesn’t have many low-end units for the broke weebs and basement-dwelling neckbeards. If you’re looking for something sexy and fun that ain’t going to break the bank, I recommend checking out their sections full of partial dolls. They’ve got Torsos, Asses, and Legs that you can stick your dingdong into it until you fill it up. They ain’t quite complete women, but neither are your recent Tinder matches, are they?

Big Doll Brands and Free, Fast Shipping

Like most of their competitors, they also offer fast, free shipping from warehouses around the world. If you’re in a real hurry to fuck your new waifu, you can peruse the local stock on hand and have a date in as little as three days. Personally, though, I think good things come to those who wait. Your perfect fake lady might be just a couple weeks away.

The list of perks at the bottom of HXDoll.com’s front page mentions easy returns and exchanges, but let’s be real here. They’ve got the same basic set of terms and conditions as the next sex doll shop down the street, which means you ain’t going to send back a lightly humped TPE MILF. If you get the wrong doll or she shows up broken, you’re eligible for something, but you’re not getting your money back just because you had second thoughts with the post-nut clarity.

A Waifu Based on Your Ex-Wife

It ain’t cheap; full body custom dolls “usually cost $10000 to $13000 because everything is custom-made”. The process is pretty fucking cool and seems a little like magic to my non-technical eyes. Basically, you just send them some photos, they whip up a 3D model, and then they use that to put your doll together.

If you’re even vaguely interested or just curious, be sure to check out the short videos showing a custom head. I’m not sure why they chose a guy to demonstrate the tech, but holy shit. He doesn’t just look like a real dude; he looks exactly like the real dude in the original picture!

What’s Next for HX Doll?

At the other end of the spectrum, it looks like HX Doll prices max out at just under $3k unless you’re springing for one of those full-body customs. I was a little bit surprised not to see a section of AI-infused units like I’ve been seeing on a few of the other shops, but I imagine they’re on the way.

I hope to see the catalog keep expanding in pretty much every direction, which I don’t think is unreasonable given the awesome range here. They’ve got over 1000 dolls in stock, making them one of the larger love doll stores on the internet. If you’re looking for a major upgrade from your hairy palms or your Fleshlight, this is a good place to start your quest.

HXDoll.com is an easy recommendation for almost anybody looking for a premium love doll. They don’t have the cheapest fake women in the world, but they really do have one of the biggest, widest ranges of sex dolls I’ve seen in a while. Their catalog covers everything from realistic women in every shape, size and color, to alien broads in inhuman hues, to big-eyed anime babes with monster jugs, to furry chicks with animal faces. Whatever type of woman you fantasize about, HXDoll has the hookup on a very fuckable version who’s always down for whatever. What are you going to try with her first?