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Reddit HomeMadeXXX, aka r/HomeMadeXXX! Why is amateur porn the best type of porn out there? Hell, I don’t know. Maybe it’s because it’s raw, unedited and not produced by a guy behind the camera who’s waving instructions at the girls like a spastic aircraft marshaller. Imagine you’re viewing a particularly sexy triple-A production and your dick is rock hard, then imagine that instead of looking into your eyes, the girl is actually seeing some suit-wearing yahoo waving stroking instructions at her until his forearms are sore. That’s not sexy, that’s mechanical shit. You want the real stuff and so does the rest of the internet, that’s why amateur porn has been winning the race since 1989.

The Homemade Vibe

I don’t mean real stepsister stuff, that’s probably fucking impossible. I mean real amateur stuff. Videos that people took on their own, by themselves, alone. The kinds of videos I like to take with a bunch of consenting babes at the end of a long day’s work. I don’t share those though. I’m a classy fellow. You can give up hope on ever seeing my cock on camera.

But other dudes don’t have my amazing restraint, so they’ll throw their homemade smut all over the place. Maybe they’re hoping that randoms on the internet will complement their cocks. Or maybe they’re not really into the chicks they’re fucking so they want some second-hand satisfaction. That’s some weird shit. Personally, I’ve never felt the need to share the girls I’m with anyone else, but to each his own, I guess.

So the porn industry is constantly putting out new productions that try to look homemade and the porn consuming community is working hard to wade through it and get to the good stuff. Let’s just be perfectly clear, a professional porn production cannot be homemade. They can call it amateur, but that’s more of a genre than a type of porn. Real homemade stuff is without exception, porn that was made by civilians – that is, not pornstars. There’s no director, no audience and definitely no profit to be made, although you are technically free to sell your homemade videos, I guess.

Homemade Smut Across the Web

PornHub, in particular, has been really friendly to homemade porn uploads as of late, encouraging people to upload their own smut and profit from it. I’m not sure why the trend has become so much more popular these days as opposed to the early days of the site, but whatever they’re doing, it’s working. These days it seems like every other nubile 18-year-old wants to bend over on camera for a PornHub video. All praise the porn gods for the smut they have laid onto us. But I’m dancing around the point. How DO you find real homemade amateur smut on tube sites?

Oh sure, you could browse through every single video on the amateur section and look for the one that looks like it was recorded by a potato. By my estimate, you’ll unearth one homemade video per 1000 results, and it should take you roughly seven years to gather enough smut to jack off for 30 minutes. Even if you’re a two-pump-chump, that’s still a boring-ass way to spend your night. You want to get to the smut quick and easy, not go on an anthropological dig through PornHub. So remember this rhyme, boys and girls, when your pole needs a good grease, you can always call upon the porn police.

The Porn Police

On top of listing all of these videos, they also have healthy discussions about what does and does not constitute proper homemade content. Then there are various comments about fetishes and what people consider particularly boner inducing. I absolutely love it when people are brought together by their mutual love for pussy, and if that pussy is homegrown, then I’m that much happier.

What Are the Rules

Basically, the one major rule is that whatever you post has to look properly homemade. That doesn’t mean it has to be recorded on a potato camera, newer videos are more than welcome. And of course, the external links lead to popular porn tubes, so that’s also perfectly fine. Just make sure that whatever you do post looks believably homemade, not to the point that it’s passable, but to the point that you personally believe beyond a shadow of a doubt that it’s real.

The other rules on the sub are pretty basic and at this point, they’re pretty much implied. No content featuring minors, duh. Also, no revenge porn. The people in the videos have to have consented to the videos somehow. Linking to PornHub pretty much covers your ass there, as they have to vet that kind of thing themselves. But, if you post your own homemade smut on a smaller site that hasn’t had time to catch up with a review, you might try to sneak revenge porn in here. Don’t do that. Your video will get taken down anyway and you’ll just get yourself permabanned. There’s more than enough homemade smut out there without having to resort to forced shit.

And speaking of forced shit, videos that depict non-consensual sex are also not allowed. I have zero problems with these rules because I’ve never slept with a woman who wasn’t enthusiastic about taking my cock. Maybe that’s just my experience, but seriously guys, nut up on this. If the girl you’re with doesn’t want you to record her gaping asshole after a long anal session, the next one will. Trust me. The right woman for you is out there. You just have to believe.

You’re Welcome

Guys will cum to anything. Hell, if they recorded me busting a load onto a pornstar I’d douse her so hard she’d be having cum on the brain for weeks. But when it comes to girls, they’re a bit more demanding than that and I love it. It takes dedication to get a girl to really feel at home. Pornstars don’t get that experience often. I mean, some of them do, on those primo websites that try to capture the feel of female erotica or what have you, but that’s a bit too soft for me.

I want to see a girl take a hardcore dicking while also hearing her moan in pleasure. I’m not asking for too much. Well, amateur homemade pornography is exactly where I find everything I’ve ever wanted, and you can too. Just head on over to /r/HomeMadeXXX and give this sub the respect it deserves. They’re constantly posting new videos so the chances of you running out of fap material are zero to none. Enjoy!