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I’m sure you sex-starved nerds sit there and dream of what it would be like to get a handjob from someone other than yourself. You fucks probably death grip your cocks so tight that you’ve got calluses going along the palm of your hand. And there’s nothing quite like having the soft hands of a cute girl lube you up and jerk your dick for you. Sure, it’s not as wet and wild as a slut gagging on your dick or the same and pumping a babe’s eager pussy full of cum. But, hey, you can’t eat cake every day or it’ll get boring. Sometimes it’s nice to lay back and let a hottie run her fingers up your thighs as she jerks you to completion.
Sound good? Yeah, I thought so. And there are so many handjob videos on the goddamn internet that it can be hard to find the good stuff. Well, this time, I took a quantity over quality approach. If you have a whole slew of videos, then you’re bound to find a hidden gem worthy of blowing your load to. At least, that’s how I’m looking at it. That’s how I came across Alohatube.com. You’ve probably heard of this site before. It’s an ugly-ass porn tube site that’s been around 2010. But what they lack in looks they make up for in mountains of amateur and professional content.
A Simple Site with a Straightforward Layout & Design
You’ll know you’re there when you spy the hundreds of video previews of dimepieces lending a helping hand. And, well, you’ll know this site when you see it. It’s kind of like that one MILF who dresses like it’s still the 70s. You sure can spot her coming, and it’s hard to tell if you want to avoid her or get all up in that hairy muff. This site has an iconic yellow and purple design that looks someone threw up a variety pack of Gushers.
Over 500,000 Amateur and Professional Handjob Videos to Get Off to
And that’s not even touching the 9+ million videos on the site as a whole. You will never have to go anywhere else for your favorite cock-jerking porn videos ever again. But let’s move on and talk about previews. You get 100 of them on each page. But, somehow, the previews don’t end up being small or hard to view. I hate going to sites and seeing that they have fucking microscopic thumbnails that don’t show you any of the action. It must be the same feeling a slut gets when she drops your trousers and can’t even find your micro-cock.
Scroll Through Hundreds of Previews at a Time
You can filter the entire catalog by newest or top-rated. I’m not sure where those ratings are coming from, but I’m not going to argue with them about it. Alternatively, you can use a basic search bar to try and find the perfect jerk off video. But that’s only good for general searches. There aren’t any advanced filters. You’ll have to do a lot of scrolling through results if you’re looking for anything specific.
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The video page and player are fairly basic. You get a large video of unknown quality, though I’d guess that most of these are around 720p HD. Alohatube doesn’t have any toggle options or any way to save these videos. It’s as simple as streaming the video and jerking your dick. You don’t get any descriptions, tags, or names for the babes in the video. If you’re looking to take these hot handjob videos with you on the go, then you can make use of their equally basic mobile site. It’s nothing too crazy or great, but it works just as well as the desktop version of the site.
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This was also one of the easier to use porn tubes out there. You don’t have to worry about constant pop-ups or pre-roll ads that ruin the entire experience. You don’t have to make an account or try and get a free trial. None of that bullshit. This is a straightforward site that puts the fap-worthy content above anything else.