The good old day when pornstars were nothing but a pretty set of tits bouncing up and down. Nowadays, everyone has an opinion and the right to share it with the rest of the world without any limitations. If Titanic sunk in 2024, nobody would have the balls to ask about one's goddamn gender before inviting them inside the goddamn lifeboat. Shemales, gays, males, tarts, everyone's one big happy family that shags for the sake of horny pricks who feast their eyes on smut on screens of all shapes and sizes.

I make it sound like a bad thing, but I've made a career out of porn. Whether I am banging or writing, I attract the masses to my websites! The same goes for sweet Abella Danger. Whether it's her asshole getting drilled, or her sharing cute pics on her Twitter account, people come to her, watching at her curves with open mouths, drooling over everything dear Abella does or writes. Out of respect for the dangerous little minx, I've decided to review her Twitter page. What an honor!

Why Twitter and why Abella Danger?

Why Abella? Well, first of all, she won't sue my ass if I call her a slut, and, secondly, she looks like a bombshell. If she does sue me, that only means that I will see her divine ass in the courtroom. That's when she'll see my face for the first time and realize that suing me was the best thing that she did in her adult life. I will bang some sense into her head, and she'll post our picture on her Twitter account. I will suggest the Anderson/Lee scenario, and she will accept. Nothing like Amber and Depp talking about pissing and shitting for a handful of dollars. A classy defamation trial, TPD style, with a happy ending.

The things I know about Abella

60.9K tweets at the time of this review. Hard-working and classy. Abella describes herself as completely natural, sassy, and smart, and she mentions that she shoots porn for Brazzers. I knew that I'd seen that face somewhere before! What I like about this chick is that she always takes it up her ass, and she rubs her savory cunt during the drilling. Her ass is fucking iconic, perfectly round and as tight as my pants right now, and her tatas are as good as a pair of fresh coconuts during a sunny day at a beach. A diva, a talented pornstar that is sure to reach the popularity of legends like Jenna Jameson.

The dangerous chick has been shaking her booty on Twitter since 2014

The latest post by the hottie is a picture of her in some animal print bikini that accentuates all the right junk in all the right places. A week before that, Abella shared some news about the upcoming Halloween costume (I told you that the girl was diligent as fuck) and then bragged about her jumping out of a plane on a couple of occasions, feeling her blood boil, wanting to do it again.

Of course, twitter.com/abella_danger is not the only page where the brunette brags about her sexuality, talent, curves, and luxurious lifestyle. She is a content creator on OnlyFans, and some of that content is on twitter.com/abella_danger. One of the pictures is in the same naughty bikini on some kind of yacht where Abella shows her best asset - a picture-perfect booty. Dang, that's hot. Plenty of stuff on the page revolves around Abella's tushy. I am not complaining. On the contrary!

Abella is more than just a pretty ass

Twitter.com/abella_danger does get a little random from time to time, but, you know, she is just a human. The slut posts whatever pops into her mind. Random posts about her hating burritos, making people go "what the fuck" and then she surprises you with smart stuff like "we focus too much on our endgame we can miss the fun of the journey." A complete package! Oh, before I end this review and focus on what Abella does best, I need to point out that Twitter.com/abella_danger is teeming with OnlyFans teasers and pictures from porn sets. Something like "coming soon." Moving on!

The place to be if you are Abella's fan

I guess that you fuckers are aware of the fact that Twitter is a free platform. To follow twitter.com/abella_danger, you need to have an account on Twitter, and you sign-up by entering your email address and username. I refuse to go on about the fucking signing up process to the fucking Twitter! Figure it out, fucker! If you are not capable of figuring it out, you don't deserve to follow the Abella Danger!

What's the point of all this?